What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : I'm 24.

What are the consequences of being addicted to something? Is it considered wrong to have an addiction?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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Me : Thank you.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : Because it's month of August.

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

What do you typically do while on meth?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Sure.

Me : I don't drink

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Tea ?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No